username

My username is a summary of a joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg, I guess I could recite it, but it wouldn't be funny. Something about the way Mitch said things, could make a repair manual laughable. Lets just say that it represents the impossibility of all my dreams.

layout

My layout is homemade as usual. I'm sort of too stubborn to use a template seeing as I have graphic design training. I love exploding dog, so I took a drawing from the site and made it into a layout. I like to threaten flowers.

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